Editors note: I do not believe this document was ever released in this form. It may look a little cryptic, but it is a jam-by-jam account of a roller derby bout. These types of notes were used by MCRSP for newsgathering purposes. I am publishing this because (1) it exists and (2) we have no video of this bout.
AZRD BRAWLARINAS VS. SURLY GURLIES
NOVEMBER 15 2008 – CASTLE SPORTS CLUB
SURLYS> H-HOOKERELLA, RB-RUMBUNCTIOS, DA-DARK AJENDA, DS-DOMASKATRIX, GV-GRATUTIOUS VELVET, DW-DIANASAURUS WREXX, LO-LACE ODDITY, CP-CHAHI PATRON
BRAWLARINAS> HW-HOLLYWOOD, DK-DESTRUCTO KITTY, FL-FRENCH LYCK,
H-HACKER, BS-BONE SETTER, W-A WHACKS QUEEN, CL-CERTIFIED LUNA CHICK,
CD-C DUCKTIVE, LB-LAID E BUGG
JAM 1 – H / LO – BRA LJ – BOTH BREAK – CALLED -- TIME CALLED 2812 – ISSUE OVER SCORING SOLO JAMMER BRA – 3/0 BRA
JAM 2 – DA – LJ BRA – GRAND SLAM BRA - 13/0
JAM 3 – H / DK – LJ BRA – CALLED – 17/0 2445
JAM 4 – CL / DA – CL BREAKS NOT LJ – TIME – 19/0 BRA -2211
JAM 5 – AD (ANGELA DARKNESS) – RUM TO THE BOX – LJ BRA – AD TO THE BOX SOLO JAM SUR – SUR JAMMER BREAKS ON 20 FOOT BUT THERE WAS ONLY A FEW SECONDS TO DO ANYTHING – 21/0 BRA 1949
JAM 6 – H SOLO JAM – AD BACK IN – AD BREAKS NO LJ – AD GRAND SLAM – LJ SUR AND H IMMEDIATELY CALLS – 28/0 – 1705
JAM 7 – BS/DA – DA FLYS ON OUTSIDE FOR LJ – BRA BRKS – HACKER TO BOX – CLD – 31/5 1550
JAM 8 – FL/GV – LLJ BRA – SUR BREAKS – W TO BOX – CALLS - 31/7 1400
JAM 9- H/ DS – COLL IN T3 – H BREAKS NLJ – NICE HIT ON DS – GRAND SLAM BRA – TIME – 36/7 1133
D WEARING RED HAIR
JAM 10 – CL / H – LJ BRA – GRAND SLAM BRA – TIME – W TO BOX AGAN – 43/7 905
JAM 11 – GV / AD – TIME OUT – ZEBRA CONVENTION – ONLY AD CAME TO THE LINE – GV BACK TO THE LINE – GV SPULLS IN T4 AND THEN TO THE BO0X – LJ BRA – GV TO BOX SOLO JAM BRA – GRAND SLAM BRA – DOUBLE GS BRA – TRILE GS – 58/7 649
JAM 12 – CL / DA – HACKER ALL OVER DA WHILE CL BREAKS FOR LJ – DA BOX – SOLO JAM BRA – CALLED – 61/7 452
JAM 13 – FL SOLO JAM – LJ – DA BACK – FL CALLS – T66/7 – 315
JAM 14 – GV / AD – GV LJ SUR – AD BOX – SOLO SUR – NICE HIT ON GV BY HW ON BS – TIME 66/8
JAM 15 – WFTDA 3.1 FINAL JAM – FALSE START BRA – SOLO SUR – DA JAMMING FOR SUR – DA BREAKS NLJ – H TO BOX – TIME
END OF FIRST PERIOD – 66/17 BRAWLARINAS
penalty phase rum bunctious and holly would
match race holly won
R GOT PINK CHEEK ALLEY
2ND PERIOD
JAM 1 – FL/VIXEN – HW TO BOX – FL NLJ – VIXEN LJ SUR – VIXEN CALLS – 67/17
JAM 2- GV/ FL - GV LJ AND IMMEDATELY CALLS – 68/17 – 2740
JAM 3 – BS/GV – NICE HIT ON BS BY DS ON T3 – DS TO BOX – LJ BRA – CALL – 77/20 2527 TIME OUT-
JAM 4 – CL/DA – LJ SUR – DA GRAND SLAM – CALLS – 77/25 2424
JAM 5- GV/FL – LJ SUR – DW TO THE BOX – 78/27
JAM 6 – CL/DA – LJ BRA – SOLO JAM BRA – GS BRA – CALLS – 85/27 2130 TIMEOUT
JAM 7 – AD SOLO JAM – NICE HIT ON AD BY DW T4 – GETS LJ ON 20FT – DA FROM BOX – BREAKS – GS BRA – TIME – 89/31 – 1933
JAM 8 – FL/GV – BRA LJ – FL TO BOX – SOLO SUR – GV BREAKS – 3 BRAWLIES IN THE BOX – H BOX – GS SUR – DOUBLE GS SUR – FL BACK IN AND CALLS – 93/46 1720 TIME ZEBRA CONVENTION
JAM 9 – HW/VIXEN TEQUILA – LJ BRA – VIX BREAKS – CALLS – 93/46 1605
JAM 10 – AD/GV – LJ SUR- AD TO BOX – SUR SOLO JAM – CALLS- 93/46 1450
JAM 11 – DA SOLO JAM - AD BACK IN – LJ bra – GS BRA – TIME – 101/47 1230
JAM 12 – GV/FL – FRENCHIE ALL OVER GV – JAMMER ON JAMMER ACTION – FL LJ 20FT – SUR BREAK – DK TO BOX – TIME – 105/52 – 1000
JAM 13 – CL/VIX – H ALL OVER CL – LJ SUR- CL BREAKS – H NICE HIT ON VIX IN T3 – CALLED – H TO BOX – 108/55
JAM 14 – DK/GV – GV INTO THE BOARDS T2 – THEN DK SPILLS ON THE BS COURTESY OF DW – BREAKS NLJ - DS TO BOX – LJ BRA – IMMEDIATELY CALLS – 108/57 550
JAM 15 – AD/VIX – LJ BRA – WACKS TO BOX AGAIN – HW TO BOX – 3 ON 5 ACTION – AD TAKES TRIP ON DW – DW TO BOX – TIME – 116/57 332
JAM 16 – BS/GV – GV HAVING SOME FUN W BS – BS BREAKS NLJ – GV BREAKS LJ AND THEN TO THE BOX – SOLO BRA – TIME – 124/57 110
JAM 17 – GV W VLJ SUR GS SURR DGGS SUR TGS 124/ 72
FINAL 124/72
Recovered from MCRSP records, December 4, 2025.
